http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php Copyright 2008, The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com en-US SPHPBLOG 0.4.8 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-220127 Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-220127 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:01:27 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=07&entry=entry080718-220127 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-215916 Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-215916 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:59:16 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=07&entry=entry080718-215916 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-215736 Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-215736 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:57:36 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=07&entry=entry080718-215736 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080625-215210 Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080625-215210 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:52:10 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=06&entry=entry080625-215210 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080529-235640 Who's there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A Fred!
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nunya!
Nunya Who?
nunya business ]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080529-235640 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Fri, 30 May 2008 04:56:40 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=05&entry=entry080529-235640 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080521-211535 Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!]]> All Ages http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080521-211535 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Thu, 22 May 2008 02:15:35 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=05&entry=entry080521-211535 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080513-225449 Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell the teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080513-225449 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Wed, 14 May 2008 03:54:49 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=05&entry=entry080513-225449 http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080509-211323 Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive here, now let me in!]]> Children - Kids http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080509-211323 The Joke Index kk@thejokeindex.com Sat, 10 May 2008 02:13:23 GMT http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=08&m=05&entry=entry080509-211323