Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!