Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes #15 
Wednesday, May 21, 2008, 07:15 PM - All Ages
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!
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Knock Knock Jokes #11 
Saturday, May 3, 2008, 06:48 PM - All Ages
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nuisance!
Nuisance who?
What's nuisance since yesterday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two.
Will You Remember Me 
Saturday, April 26, 2008, 06:51 PM - All Ages
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Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.

Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.

Will you remember me next month?
Yes.

Will you remember me next year?
Of course I will.

I don't think you will.
Yes, I will. I'll never forget you.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?

See? You've forgotten me already!
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