Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A Fred!
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nunya!
Nunya Who?
nunya business

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell the teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!