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	<title>Knock Knock Jokes</title>
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		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #20</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Cash !<br />Cash who ?<br />I didn&#039;t realise you were some kind of of nut ! <br /><br />Knock, Knock.<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Repeat.<br />Repeat who?<br />Who Who!<br /><br />Knock, Knock.<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Nobel. <br />Nobel who?<br />No bell, that&#039;s why I knocked!<br /> <br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Cash !<br />Cash who ?<br />Cash me if you can ! <br /><br />Knock, Knock. <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />Hoo. <br />Hoo who? <br />You talk like an owl!]]></content>
		<id>http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080718-220127</id>
		<issued>2008-07-19T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-19T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #19</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />B-4 !<br />B-4 who ?<br />B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door ! <br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Banana !<br />Banana who ?<br />Banana split so ice creamed ! <br /> <br />Knock knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Banana.<br />Banana who?<br />Knock knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Banana.<br />Banana who?<br />Knock knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Orange.<br />Orange who?<br />Orange you glad I didn&#039;t say banana ? <br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Bless !<br />Bless who ?<br />I didn&#039;t sneeze ! <br /> <br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Blue !<br />Blue who ?<br />Blue your nose !]]></content>
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		<issued>2008-07-19T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-19T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #18</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Ice cream !<br />Ice cream who ?<br />Ice cream if you don&#039;t let me in ! <br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Water !<br />Water who ?<br />Water way to answer the door !<br /> <br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Figs !<br />Figs who ?<br />Figs the doorbell, it&#039;s broken <br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />Four Eggs!<br />Four Eggs who ?<br />Four Eggs ample !<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there !<br />B-2 !<br />B-2 who ?<br />B-2 school on time !]]></content>
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		<issued>2008-07-19T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-19T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #17</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Iran!<br />Iran who?<br />Iran over here to tell you this!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Irene!<br />Irene who?<br />Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Iris!<br />Iris who?<br />Iris you were here!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Irma!<br />Irma who?<br />Irma big girl now!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Isaac!<br />Isaac who?<br />Isaac&#039;ly who do think this is?]]></content>
		<id>http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080625-215210</id>
		<issued>2008-06-26T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-06-26T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #16</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock, knock! <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />B-4. <br />B-4 who? <br />B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door! <br /><br />Knock, knock! <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />Wendy. <br />Wendy who? <br />Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow <br /><br />Knock, Knock. <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />Chimney. <br />Chimney who? <br />Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?<br /><br />Knock, knock <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />A Fred! <br />A Fred who? <br />Who&#039;s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s There?<br />Nunya!<br />Nunya Who?<br />nunya business ]]></content>
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		<issued>2008-05-30T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-05-30T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #15</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock.<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Dewey.<br />Dewey who?<br />Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?<br /><br />Knock Knock.<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Daisy!<br />Daisy who?<br />Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!<br /><br />Knock Knock <br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Wendy<br />Wendy Who?<br />Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing&#039; Along<br /><br />Knock Knock.<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Butch, Jimmy and Joe.<br />Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?<br />Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let&#039;s Joe places!<br /><br />Knock knock. <br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Pig<br />Pig who?<br />Pig up your feet or you&#039;ll Twip!]]></content>
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		<issued>2008-05-22T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-05-22T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #14</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Tex!<br />Tex who?<br />Tex two to tango!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Thayer!<br />Thayer who?<br />Thayer sorry and I won&#039;t tell the teacher!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Thea!<br />Thea who?<br />Thea later, alligator!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Theodore!<br />Thedore who?<br />Theodore is shut, please open it!<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who&#039;s there?<br />Thermos!<br />Thermos who?<br />Thermos be a better way!]]></content>
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		<issued>2008-05-14T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-05-14T00:00:00Z</modified>
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	<entry>
		<title>Knock Knock Jokes #13</title>
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		<content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Knock Knock!<br />Who’s there?<br />Kent.<br />Kent who?<br />Kent you tell?<br /><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who&#039;s there? <br />Egbert. <br />Egbert who? <br />Egbert no bacon please!<br /><br />Knock Knock! <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />Sabina. <br />Sabina who? <br />Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!<br /><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who’s there?<br />Ivor.<br />Ivor who?<br />Ivor message for you!<br /><br />Knock Knock! <br />Who&#039;s there? <br />Olive. <br />Olive who? <br />Olive here, now let me in!]]></content>
		<id>http://knockknock.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry080509-211323</id>
		<issued>2008-05-10T00:00:00Z</issued>
		<modified>2008-05-10T00:00:00Z</modified>
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