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  • 2008
    • July
      • Knock Knock Jokes #20
        07/18/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there !
        Cash !
        Cash who ?
        I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !

        Knock, Knock.
        Who's there?
        Repeat.
        Repeat who?
        Who Who!

        Knock, Knock.
        Who's there?
        Nobel.
        Nobel who?
        No

      • Knock Knock Jokes #19
        07/18/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there !
        B-4 !
        B-4 who ?
        B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

        Knock Knock
        Who's there !
        Banana !
        Banana who ?
        Banana split so ice creamed !

        Knock knock
        Who's there?
        Banana.
        Banan

      • Knock Knock Jokes #18
        07/18/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there !
        Ice cream !
        Ice cream who ?
        Ice cream if you don't let me in !

        Knock Knock
        Who's there !
        Water !
        Water who ?
        Water way to answer the door !

        Knock Knock
        Who's there !
        Figs !
        Fi

    • June
      • Knock Knock Jokes #17
        06/25/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Iran!
        Iran who?
        Iran over here to tell you this!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Irene!
        Irene who?
        Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Iris!
        Iris who?

    • May
      • Knock Knock Jokes #16
        05/29/08
        Knock, knock!
        Who's there?
        B-4.
        B-4 who?
        B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

        Knock, knock!
        Who's there?
        Wendy.
        Wendy who?
        Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow

        Knock, Knock.
        Who's there?
        Chimney.
      • Knock Knock Jokes #15
        05/21/08
        Knock Knock.
        Who's there?
        Dewey.
        Dewey who?
        Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

        Knock Knock.
        Who's there?
        Daisy!
        Daisy who?
        Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Wendy
        We

      • Knock Knock Jokes #14
        05/13/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Tex!
        Tex who?
        Tex two to tango!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Thayer!
        Thayer who?
        Thayer sorry and I won't tell the teacher!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Thea!
        Thea who?
        Thea later,

      • Knock Knock Jokes #13
        05/09/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who’s there?
        Kent.
        Kent who?
        Kent you tell?

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Egbert.
        Egbert who?
        Egbert no bacon please!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Sabina.
        Sabina who?
        Sabina long time since I’ve

      • Knock Knock Jokes #12
        05/08/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who’s there?
        Joan.
        Joan who?
        Joan call us, we’ll call you!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Myth.
        Myth who?
        Myth you, too!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Dewey.
        Dewey who?
        Dewey have to go to school toda

      • Knock Knock Jokes #11
        05/03/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Quacker!
        Quacker who?
        Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Rabbit!
        Rabbit who?
        Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Nuisanc

    • April
      • Knock Knock Jokes #10
        04/30/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Turnip!
        Turnip who?
        Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Twig!
        Twig who?
        Twig or tweat!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Tsongas!
        Tsongas who?
        Tsongas you

      • Will You Remember Me
        04/26/08
        Will you remember me in an hour?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me tomorrow?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me in a week?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me next month?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me next year?
        Of course I will.

        I don't think yo

      • Knock Knock Jokes #9
        04/23/08
        Knock, knock
        Who’s there?
        Adolf Adolf who?
        Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

        Knock Knock
        Who’s there!
        Panther!
        Panther who?
        Panther what you wear on your legth!

        Knock Knock
        Who’s there?
        Queen!
        Queen who?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #8
        04/21/08
        KNOCK KNOCK
        Who's There?
        Latin!
        Latin who?
        Latin me in would be a nice idea!

        KNOCK KNOCK
        Who's There?
        Cheese!
        Cheese who?
        Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!

        KNOCK KNOCK
        Who's There?
        Ben
        Ben who?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #7
        04/20/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Adair!
        Adair who?
        Adair once but I'm bald now!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Adelia!
        Adelia who?
        Adelia the cards and we'll play Uno!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Adolf!
        Adolf who?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #6
        04/19/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Boo.
        Boo, who?
        Don't cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Keith.
        Keith who?
        Keith me and find out.

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #5
        04/18/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Wendy.
        Wendy Who?
        Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Yo momma.
        Yo momma, who?
        I said it's yo momma, now open the door!

        Knock Knock!

      • Knock Knock Jokes #4
        04/17/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Alaska!
        Alaska who?
        Alaska my friend the question then!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Aida!
        Aida who?
        Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Al!
        Al w

      • Knock Knock Jokes #3
        04/16/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Aaron!
        Aaron who!
        Aaron on the side of caution!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Abbott!
        Abbott who?
        Abbott time you answered the door!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Abe!
        Abe who?
        Abe C D E F

      • Knock Knock Jokes #2
        04/15/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Aware.
        Aware who?
        Aware, aware has my little dog gone?

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Howie.
        Howie, who?
        Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

        Knock Knock!
        Who's ther

      • Knock Knock Jokes #1
        04/14/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Police.
        Police who?
        Police let us in; it's cold out here.

        Knock Knock!
        Doris.
        Doris, who?
        Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        I love.