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  - Knock Knock Jokes #16
    05/29/08
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    B-4.
    B-4 who?
    B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
    
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow
    
    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Chimney.
  - Knock Knock Jokes #15
    05/21/08
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?
    
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Daisy!
    Daisy who?
    Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
    
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Wendy
    We
  - Knock Knock Jokes #14
    05/13/08
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Tex!
    Tex who?
    Tex two to tango!
    
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Thayer!
    Thayer who?
    Thayer sorry and I won't tell the teacher!
    
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Thea!
    Thea who?
    Thea later,
  - Knock Knock Jokes #13
    05/09/08
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kent.
    Kent who?
    Kent you tell?
    
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Egbert.
    Egbert who?
    Egbert no bacon please!
    
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Sabina.
    Sabina who?
    Sabina long time since I’ve
  - Knock Knock Jokes #12
    05/08/08
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Joan.
    Joan who?
    Joan call us, we’ll call you!
    
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Myth.
    Myth who?
    Myth you, too!
    
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to go to school toda
  - Knock Knock Jokes #11
    05/03/08
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Quacker!
    Quacker who?
    Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
    
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Rabbit!
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
    
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nuisanc
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