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      • Knock Knock Jokes #10
        04/30/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Turnip!
        Turnip who?
        Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Twig!
        Twig who?
        Twig or tweat!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Tsongas!
        Tsongas who?
        Tsongas you

      • Will You Remember Me
        04/26/08
        Will you remember me in an hour?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me tomorrow?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me in a week?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me next month?
        Yes.

        Will you remember me next year?
        Of course I will.

        I don't think yo

      • Knock Knock Jokes #9
        04/23/08
        Knock, knock
        Who’s there?
        Adolf Adolf who?
        Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

        Knock Knock
        Who’s there!
        Panther!
        Panther who?
        Panther what you wear on your legth!

        Knock Knock
        Who’s there?
        Queen!
        Queen who?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #8
        04/21/08
        KNOCK KNOCK
        Who's There?
        Latin!
        Latin who?
        Latin me in would be a nice idea!

        KNOCK KNOCK
        Who's There?
        Cheese!
        Cheese who?
        Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!

        KNOCK KNOCK
        Who's There?
        Ben
        Ben who?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #7
        04/20/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Adair!
        Adair who?
        Adair once but I'm bald now!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Adelia!
        Adelia who?
        Adelia the cards and we'll play Uno!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Adolf!
        Adolf who?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #6
        04/19/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Boo.
        Boo, who?
        Don't cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Keith.
        Keith who?
        Keith me and find out.

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
      • Knock Knock Jokes #5
        04/18/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Wendy.
        Wendy Who?
        Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Yo momma.
        Yo momma, who?
        I said it's yo momma, now open the door!

        Knock Knock!

      • Knock Knock Jokes #4
        04/17/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Alaska!
        Alaska who?
        Alaska my friend the question then!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Aida!
        Aida who?
        Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Al!
        Al w

      • Knock Knock Jokes #3
        04/16/08
        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Aaron!
        Aaron who!
        Aaron on the side of caution!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Abbott!
        Abbott who?
        Abbott time you answered the door!

        Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Abe!
        Abe who?
        Abe C D E F

      • Knock Knock Jokes #2
        04/15/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Aware.
        Aware who?
        Aware, aware has my little dog gone?

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Howie.
        Howie, who?
        Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

        Knock Knock!
        Who's ther

      • Knock Knock Jokes #1
        04/14/08
        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        Police.
        Police who?
        Police let us in; it's cold out here.

        Knock Knock!
        Doris.
        Doris, who?
        Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

        Knock Knock!
        Who's there?
        I love.