Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?